Social Media Campaigner Pillows

"He seems to have drifted from online activism to couch-based complacency."

"Good boy."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Likes: $2.

"#Win!"

City Marathon.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Technology and Love

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Palin 2012

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

Jerry Brown.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"With great power comes great reward."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

The Web is mightier than the sword.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."

'The best way to protect your privacy is through a flood of misinformation obscuring the truth.'