Social Media Campaigner Mugs

"He seems to have drifted from online activism to couch-based complacency."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Good boy."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Likes: $2.

"#Win!"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

City Marathon.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Technology and Love

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Palin 2012

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

Jerry Brown.

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"With great power comes great reward."

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

The Web is mightier than the sword.

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

"I see you had the foresight to like us on facebook."