Social Media Warrior Pillows

"How Much Everyone Got Upset in Real Life."

'It looks like a sad individual hunched over a computer, but apparently it's people power.'

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

Donald Trump using social media.

'Just tell them to hashtag f*** off.'

'I just got a friend request from someone in the castle.'

"I'm not shaking because I have to restrain myself from smoking. I'm shaking because I have to restrain myself from responding to stupid social media posts."

"Take cover, there's a twitterstorm coming!"

Dennis the Cyber Menace

"Last month, I offended 367 people on social media..."

Like.

Online Agitation

Trump Civil War re-enactment society

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Ban on Free Speech

Likes: $2.

"#Win!"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Giraffe Selfie

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"#notguilty."

Early Learning Today

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Technology and Love

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"