Media Warrior Pillows

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

A Journalist's Weapons

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

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Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Big Brother.

Information about information about information about information.

Censorship.

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

Like.

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Information Security

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

As Seen On TV

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Call Center.

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

Free Internet Access

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.