Media Warrior Gifts

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

A Journalist's Weapons

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

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"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Internet Cafe.

Information about information about information about information.

Big Brother.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Censorship.

Like.

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Information Security

As Seen On TV

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Call Center.

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

Free Internet Access

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"