Social Media Warriors Pillows

"They were my friends until I raised a controversial issue on social media."

"That's enough, boys! Take it outside or online!"

"I sure do love social media -- it gives us more media to bash!"

"Those are for winning social media wars."

Lynching on social media

Ban on Free Speech

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Giraffe Selfie

Selfie Stick

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"#notguilty."

Early Learning Today

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

A Journalist's Weapons

Like.

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

Social Media

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets