Social Media Juggler Pillows

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Hello?"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Mobile

'It's for you.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

Trapeze artists.

'Call you back. I've got an important tweet coming in.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

"I'll call you back. I'm in the middle of a make-over."

Fake news on social media

'I just wish I'd learned how to tweet Italian before we came.'

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

"Everyone off the internet, I have a meeting to attend."

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."

'Got to go...just been lobbed.'

"Wow, she's pretty damn cute! I like where this is going!"