Community Crusader Pillows

New PFI project - benefitting the local community. '...They own shares in the company that built it'

'I don't think there's much we can do about it - he's on the planning committee.'

Water carriers/bearers.

'You're thinking of standing for the local council? But would they stand for you?'

"Tough group."

"Run! There's a shooter!" " Not another nazi!"

Gated Community: 'Can I come in?'

"Remember, this is the street with the dog mess."

Couple standing near a broken sign that says 'This is a Neighbourhood Watch Area' - the man is saying "Someone's nicked the lamppost!"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Be kind"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Social Worker

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"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

Centerville.

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

"Thank you."

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.