Countryside Crusader Pillows

Toad roadkill.

Travel Agent / Hunt Saboteurs

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Walkers

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

French Early Bird

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Global Warming.

Water scarcity in Africa

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

Tree Squirrel

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

Trees on the form of a map of the world, being eaten by an infestation of pests that look uncannily like humans.

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Seals - Pick your own.

Just in time

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."