Countryside Crusader Gifts

Toad roadkill.

Travel Agent / Hunt Saboteurs

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Walkers

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

French Early Bird

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Farmers' Warnings.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Global Warming.

Water scarcity in Africa

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Tree Squirrel

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'So in summary, if you harpoon a whale enough it dies.'

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

Trees on the form of a map of the world, being eaten by an infestation of pests that look uncannily like humans.

Car Journey.

Just in time