Country Road Crusader Gifts

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Oil shock.

It's a Dog's life

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The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"Shouldn't have had that curried cauliflower soup..."

"Not again!"

Toad roadkill.

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

Super Cow

Lost CatCat Found.

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

Johnny Cashpoint.

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

Under the car park.

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

Dogs of the World Unite

Bikes versus Cars