Country Road Crusader Prints

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Oil shock.

It's a Dog's life

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

"Not again!"

Toad roadkill.

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

Super Cow

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

Johnny Cashpoint.

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

Under the car park.

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

Dogs of the World Unite

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'