Country Crusader Gifts

Johnny Cashpoint.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Fish want out of polluted river.

Farmers' Warnings.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Oil shock.

It's a Dog's life

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

Super-Mario Draghi

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"The dollar is falling!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Salmon with a gas mask.

Life in The Halfassic Age

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Bird Green Peace

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'