Texting Champion Mugs

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

Ha-ha, I just got a text from you wondering if I noticed you left the coffee shop an hour ago.

'I think it's about time we had a text, son.'

'The dog just texted, He's waiting for you at the back door,'

'I lost my cell phone three days ago and I'm still stuck in text mode.'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Couples' therapy

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

Teamwork

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

WHO checklist

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Social Networking.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

Dog Messages

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.