Tweeting Champion Mugs

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

Man and bird

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"How about putting that in a tweet?"

The twittering president.

Tweet

'I got the ain't nobody reading my tweets blues.'

'If it's any consolation, us getting sent to the Principal's office is now trending on Twitter.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public tweeting ... '

USA allow additional execution methods...

"Help. I'm addicted to Twitter!"