King Of Retweets Mugs

"I made the mistake of having more twitter followers than the king."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Bird Tweet.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

Follow our interest rates on Twitter.

My Fair Lady Twitter

Rage-Tweeting Impeachment

Tweet

"How about putting that in a tweet?"

The twittering president.

'I'm thinking of writing a tweet.'

I'm your ghost twitterer. It's a marketing vehicle for your radio show. You're stealing my identity because if you used your own, no one would follow your tweets! You've got 3,000 followers. They're living to read about your every movement. Beating on pause. Beating on pause.

'It appears your son has a tweeting disorder'