Tweeting Champion Gifts

Follow us on Twitter...

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Bird Tweet.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

Man and bird

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

My Fair Lady Twitter

Follow our interest rates on Twitter.

'I'm thinking of writing a tweet.'

"How about putting that in a tweet?"

The twittering president.

I'm your ghost twitterer. It's a marketing vehicle for your radio show. You're stealing my identity because if you used your own, no one would follow your tweets! You've got 3,000 followers. They're living to read about your every movement. Beating on pause. Beating on pause.

Tweet

'It appears your son has a tweeting disorder'

'I got the ain't nobody reading my tweets blues.'

'If it's any consolation, us getting sent to the Principal's office is now trending on Twitter.'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public tweeting ... '

USA allow additional execution methods...