Competitive Converser Pillows

Puck Building Shoot-out

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Danth battle?

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

'Your smile came in a distant third.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Statue of Christopher Columbus

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

"All As. What did you get?"

Space Hopper Rodeo

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

Javelin

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

Books 'n' Coffee

Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."