Chatty Competitor Pillows

'I must remember to keep my mouth shut when the other guy is serving.'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

The Unsportables: Relay

Danth battle?

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Your smile came in a distant third.'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Communication

A Man mixing up his sports.

Dadonomics

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

"Foul!"

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

Space Hopper Rodeo

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

'If his old company was so great, why didn't he just stay there?'

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

"All As. What did you get?"

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