Chatty Candidate Pillows

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'Do you come here often?'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

Communication

''Is there anybody there?'

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'We need someone to walk the plants.'

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

Dadonomics

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

'If his old company was so great, why didn't he just stay there?'

Small Talk Outlet

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

"Do you play?"

"He can't stop digressing."

'How's it going with me? Oh, you know, still dealing with the same old shit.'