Chatty Candidate Gifts

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'Do you come here often?'

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Communication

''Is there anybody there?'

Dadonomics

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'We need someone to walk the plants.'

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

Small Talk Outlet

'If his old company was so great, why didn't he just stay there?'

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

Two phones talking to one another.

"He can't stop digressing."

Alexa and Siri girl talk.

"Do you play?"