Chatty Athlete Pillows

"I met so many friends out jogging, the only thing running was our mouths."

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'Go deep.'

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

Social Notworking

Hot dog.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Communication

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'If his old company was so great, why didn't he just stay there?'

Javelin

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

"Do you play?"

"He can't stop digressing."

Hammer thrower twisting his leg.

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

'Aw-FORGET it!'

'Listen! If it is a secret, don't tell me: I tend to repeat everything out loud over and over again...'

Marathon Runners all on the phone.