Chatty Athlete Gifts

"I met so many friends out jogging, the only thing running was our mouths."

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'Go deep.'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Communication

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

'If his old company was so great, why didn't he just stay there?'

Javelin

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

"He can't stop digressing."

"Do you play?"

Hammer thrower twisting his leg.

'She's in training for the Olympics. The 100 metre sprint to the checkout.'

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

'Listen! If it is a secret, don't tell me: I tend to repeat everything out loud over and over again...'

Marathon Runners all on the phone.

'Aw-FORGET it!'

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'