Nostalgic Texter Gifts

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

You Have 1 New Messages

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Quill

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

'I prefer old fashion email messages. I can always deny I ever got them.'

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

'I don't need to check, sir, I'm positive we don't have any pop-up books for kids.'

'With all this fuss should we buy a typewriter in case we get raided?'

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

Text Santa

They met at a Book Club.

Valentine's Day texting

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.