Nostalgic Texter Gifts

Meh. We were texting before it was even called texting. Luv u. B mine. UR hot.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Print Suicide

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.

You Have 1 New Messages

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

Bib's E-Book Readers.

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

Quill

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

'Tommy and Billy have been inseparable since birth. You don't always find that in a placenta.'

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

'I don't need to check, sir, I'm positive we don't have any pop-up books for kids.'

'With all this fuss should we buy a typewriter in case we get raided?'

Valentine's Day texting

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

Text Santa

They met at a Book Club.

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

'I prefer old fashion email messages. I can always deny I ever got them.'

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."