Nostalgic Texters Gifts

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Print Suicide

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Bib's E-Book Readers.

You Have 1 New Messages

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

My mom says this story is a "real page turner." I have no idea what she means by that.

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

'Tommy and Billy have been inseparable since birth. You don't always find that in a placenta.'

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

'I don't need to check, sir, I'm positive we don't have any pop-up books for kids.'

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

Text Santa

Valentine's Day texting

'With all this fuss should we buy a typewriter in case we get raided?'

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

They met at a Book Club.

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

'I prefer old fashion email messages. I can always deny I ever got them.'

'All right, pal, that's enough! Are you gonna pay for the paper or not?'

Pigeon: 'Ever heard of Text Messaging?'

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."