Santa's Little Texters Gifts

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Santa's Helpers

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Child on Christmas Eve

Shelf on an elf

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

You Have 1 New Messages

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

Baby's first text.

'If you ever need any help with your bookkeeping, I got an A in arithmetic!'

'I hear your distribution network is second to none.'

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

Naughty-ometer.

'So that's why his nose is always red!'

Text Santa

'He says he's a friend of the Santa Claus.'

Valentine's Day texting

'They start texting so young these days,'

Children Plead with Santa Claus

Really? Santa won't stop at your house if you're not asleep on Christmas eve? That sounds like a sort of entrapment to me!

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

'I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is Wally fell into the sanding machine. The good news is he's nice and smooth.'