Santa's Little Gardener Gifts

Planting Joy

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

That one has all the batteries!

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Santa's Helpers

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Show and Tell.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

Snowball Fight With Santa

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

Shelf on an elf

Child on Christmas Eve

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

"You guys in Fulfillment have done wonders with your logistics formula."

"Darn technology."

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'I want a bike and my mum wants four years child support.'