Santa's Little Texters T-Shirts

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Santa's Helpers

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

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Shelf on an elf

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Child on Christmas Eve

'If you ever need any help with your bookkeeping, I got an A in arithmetic!'

Baby's first text.

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

'I hear your distribution network is second to none.'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

Children Plead with Santa Claus

'So that's why his nose is always red!'

'He says he's a friend of the Santa Claus.'

Text Santa

Valentine's Day texting

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

'I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is Wally fell into the sanding machine. The good news is he's nice and smooth.'