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"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

Santa's Helpers

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Child on Christmas Eve

Shelf on an elf

Father Christmas deciding whether the Tory Party are naughty or nice.

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

'If you ever need any help with your bookkeeping, I got an A in arithmetic!'

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

'I hear your distribution network is second to none.'

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

Naughty-ometer.

Undercover Santa

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

'So that's why his nose is always red!'

'He says he's a friend of the Santa Claus.'

Children Plead with Santa Claus

Really? Santa won't stop at your house if you're not asleep on Christmas eve? That sounds like a sort of entrapment to me!

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."