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'... And with this new software, all of the naughty children's emails will be automatically sent to the recycle bin.'

'Sorry we don't do 'Pay-as-you-ho' contracts'

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

Mozart on a computer,

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

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"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

'Of course you did better when you went to school. That was before the information age.'

'What I want for Christmas can be found in the Russel 2000 index of small-fry funds.'

"Before I share the meaning of life with Dave, let's take some calls from our viewers around the world."

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again?"