Literary Texter Mugs

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

You Have 1 New Messages

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

Valentine's Day texting

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

John's Early Attempts at Direct Messaging Proved Futile.

People who ghosted me

Personal Air Bag.

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."

The Island of People Who Never Get Back to You

"LOL!"

'I wonder what it's like to text, 'OMG'?'

The text commandments

Joe couldn't shake off Ruby... his elderly stalker.

You hang up. No, you hang up.

WRLD TXT MSG-ING CHMPSHIP.

Night School Enrolment

Public Works Department: Men texting - Merge.

'This is AJ. I met her thru a class. ad.'

'When it comes to texting, I'm all thumbs.'

Couple flirting in Text Language.

The Thinker idly checking his phone.