Serial Texter Mugs

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

TV-Man

Moo Out Loud

WTF?

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Bummer Time Streaming

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

You Have 1 New Messages

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

You finished Netflix

Baby's first text.

'I just got text-heckled!'

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

'I watch shows I don't like because I can't find the remote.'

"They went together, doctor!"

"IRL sucks."

Valentine's Day texting

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

'The following program was made possible by canceling an even WORSE program.'

"No, I'm really into this series. I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."