Speedy Texter Mugs

"Relax, that was no explosion! My daughter texting at the speed of sound caused a sonic boom."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

Baby's first text.

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

'I just got text-heckled!'

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

Send. End.

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

Valentine's Day texting

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"

John's Early Attempts at Direct Messaging Proved Futile.

Personal Air Bag.

"Look, it's either 50 words a minute - or 5, if you want them spelt correctly!"

A man reading whilst running.

The Island of People Who Never Get Back to You

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

WRLD TXT MSG-ING CHMPSHIP.

'You were caught texting at 95 words a minute sir!'

You hang up. No, you hang up.

Night School Enrolment

'Your baby is a girl and holding a cell phone. Apparently, they're texting younger and younger these days.'

Public Works Department: Men texting - Merge.