Silent Texter Mugs

The Island of People Who Never Get Back to You

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."

"Don't even think about it."

Moo Out Loud

WTF?

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime marriage.

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

You Have 1 New Messages

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

"IRL sucks."

"So, you won't talk, eh?"

Valentine's Day texting

Send. End.

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

"This is so annoying... How much longer can he just sit there? I know he knows I'm here — I hate playing this game!"

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"