Silent Texter Prints

The Island of People Who Never Get Back to You

"He overcame his vow of silence by texting on his phone."

Moo Out Loud

"Don't even think about it."

WTF?

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Mime marriage.

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

You Have 1 New Messages

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

"IRL sucks."

Valentine's Day texting

Send. End.

"So, you won't talk, eh?"

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

"This is so annoying... How much longer can he just sit there? I know he knows I'm here — I hate playing this game!"

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"