Txt Talker Prints

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

Moo Out Loud

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

WTF?

7 More Dwarfs

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'You're texting? Wait--'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

OMG.

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

First O.M.G. church.

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.

'Archaeologists discover the earliest ancient texts.'

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

'I just got text-heckled!'

"Some days I wake up grumpy. Other days, I let him sleep."

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

"IRL sucks."

"The Department of Revenue and Tax? No, sorry, never heard of it before. You must have dialed the wrong number. This is the Department of Tax and Revenue."

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

SMS filing system

"Hi, Fire Department? It's Fritzy, again..."

'Not now, Harry. I'm on hold.'

Joe Franklin

'Thank you for holding. By the way, what were you holding.'