Text Nerd Gifts

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Textin’"

WiFi Signals

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Intellectual Property

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

Corporate Greed.

All-Purpose Obamatoon

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Social Networking.

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Dog Messages

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Pickle

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"