Text Nerd T-Shirts

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

WiFi Signals

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Textin’"

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Intellectual Property

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Corporate Greed.

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dog Messages

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

Man kicking Exclamation Mark.

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!