Texting Challenger Gifts

I'll go first. this is so stupid. Just try it. Fine. Go first. Commencing text. Beep, No problem. I can do this. Take it. One second. Oh, no. It's coming on. Two seconds … It burns! Give me my phone. U R addict. Still, three seconds. A personal record.

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"I'm feeling generous."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

Don't text while flying.

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

'He's a Tex'an.'

'She says I won't understand her until I've walked a mile in her shoes.'

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

'I hope you don't mind me breaking up with you via text message.'

'I think it's about time we had a text, son.'

D*mn it.

Texting or no texting?

'You can add my name to that long list of people who don't understand you!'

'The dog just texted, He's waiting for you at the back door,'

"Sometimes I wish you had a little green light that would blink on and off like the computer, so I could tell whether you're processing anything or if you've just frozen up."