Texting Challenger Gifts

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"I'm feeling generous."

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'Online dating is rubbish. I've written to 20 women and not ONE has replied.' 'At least you're being spurned in the comfort of your own home.'

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

Don't text while flying.

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

'He's a Tex'an.'

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

'She says I won't understand her until I've walked a mile in her shoes.'

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

'I hope you don't mind me breaking up with you via text message.'

'You can add my name to that long list of people who don't understand you!'

Texting or no texting?

D*mn it.

'The dog just texted, He's waiting for you at the back door,'

'I think it's about time we had a text, son.'

"Sometimes I wish you had a little green light that would blink on and off like the computer, so I could tell whether you're processing anything or if you've just frozen up."

"I don't understand a word young people say these days."

"Would you like to donate 1¢ for every word I text during a 5K walk?"