Texting Trapeze Artist Gifts

"Keep going. I’m taking dictation – it’s all good."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

The circus diver.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Support the head."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"I just can't seem to get a decent support bra anywhere"

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

'Help!'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Missing you.

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

Untrustworthy partner

The Four Flying Flynns...

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

Trampoline Balance

Trapeze Artists

Trapeze artists commuting

'We like to make full use of the space.'

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

Work Du Soleil

"My bad."

T-Rex attempting the trapeze.

A trapeze artist jumping into the arms of a vampire

'Is it something I said?'

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."

Selfie Acrobat

"I thought it was your day to catch."

The Little Top.