Trapeze Trickster Gifts

Untrustworthy partner

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Better luck next time, kid."

The circus diver.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Not bad, for naughty.'

Spider's Web Trampoline

"I just can't seem to get a decent support bra anywhere"

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

Young Houdini

"Support the head."

'Help!'

Missing you.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

'Look a huge bird!'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

Mime Tug-of-War

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

The Four Flying Flynns...

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

Trampoline Balance

A trapeze artist jumping into the arms of a vampire

Trapeze Artists

Trapeze artists commuting

T-Rex attempting the trapeze.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"My bad."

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you