"Wait – did you wash your hands?"
Trapeze Artist Gifts
Finding the perfect gift for a trapeze artist can be tricky, but our collection of clever, fun items captures their fearless and adventurous nature. Whether they’re performing or dreaming, our products add a touch of excitement and encouragement. From humorous mugs to eye-catching prints, surprise the talented performer in your life with something that truly balances fun and admiration.
Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.
'Too Low?'
Normally, Ruby's timing was excellent.
Henri is sick, I'm filling in.
Fatal Trapeze Act.
It's the previous 382 attempts that help you become 'a natural'.
'Help!'
'Can I play cards with the lads on Friday night?'
Missing you.
Wireless high-wire act.
'Dear John...there's no way to tell you this...'
Trampoline Balance
I'm having an affair.
'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'
Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!
A high wire circus performer must wait on a traffic light for trapeze artists.
I'm sorry, Ms Brown, but business has been bad and I'm going to have to let "you go."
"This is a fine time to lose your nerve!"
"Oops!"
'Missed!' (acrobat holding his partner's gloves)
Trapeze artist finds his partner has quit in the middle of a performance.
"Dana, I just had to see you!"
"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."
"I really hate Mondays..."
'Look, if I miss ya, it doesn't matter - this is just practice.'
Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.
Trapeze swings with trapeze artiste's shoes.
Trapeze artist with very long arms
'Damn! Got to change denture adhesives.'
"I don't think this is the right time to tell me you're having an affair.."
Starving Acrobats
Occupational Hazards - The Undetected Cavity.
Did you enjoy my wife last night?
Man on a trapeze
Trapeze Artist Gifts Collection
Trapeze Artist Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous and inspiring mugs perfect for any trapeze artist or fan—start their mornings with a splash of adventure.
Trapeze Artist Pillows
Find pillows that bring a daring touch to any room—ideal for lovers of acrobatics and high-flying feats.
Trapeze Artist Prints
Scan our selection of captivating prints that showcase the excitement of trapeze acts—perfect for decorating any space.
Trapeze Artist T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that match the bold spirit of trapeze artists—fun designs for performers and supporters alike.