Trapeze Artist T-Shirts

"Wait – did you wash your hands?"

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

'Too Low?'

Normally, Ruby's timing was excellent.

Henri is sick, I'm filling in.

Fatal Trapeze Act.

It's the previous 382 attempts that help you become 'a natural'.

'Help!'

'Can I play cards with the lads on Friday night?'

Missing you.

Wireless high-wire act.

'Dear John...there's no way to tell you this...'

Trampoline Balance

I'm having an affair.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

A high wire circus performer must wait on a traffic light for trapeze artists.

I'm sorry, Ms Brown, but business has been bad and I'm going to have to let "you go."

"This is a fine time to lose your nerve!"

"Oops!"

'Missed!' (acrobat holding his partner's gloves)

Trapeze artist finds his partner has quit in the middle of a performance.

"Dana, I just had to see you!"

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."

"I really hate Mondays..."

'Look, if I miss ya, it doesn't matter - this is just practice.'

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

Trapeze swings with trapeze artiste's shoes.

Trapeze artist with very long arms

'Damn! Got to change denture adhesives.'

"I don't think this is the right time to tell me you're having an affair.."

Starving Acrobats

Occupational Hazards - The Undetected Cavity.

Did you enjoy my wife last night?

Man on a trapeze