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'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Crocodile

The circus diver.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"Support the head."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"You've got a friend in me."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

"I just can't seem to get a decent support bra anywhere"

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

'Help!'

Missing you.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Untrustworthy partner

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

The Four Flying Flynns...

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

'Whats your poison.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

Trampoline Balance

"Hey! Green eyes!"