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'We like to make full use of the space.'

Work Du Soleil

"Wally has just been hanging around the house since he retired from the circus."

'Gesundheit.'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

The circus diver.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Louis Armstrong.

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"Support the head."

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

"I just can't seem to get a decent support bra anywhere"

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Help!'

Product Testing Department

Missing you.

Untrustworthy partner

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

'Gesundheite!'

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

The Four Flying Flynns...

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

Trampoline Balance

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

"My bad."

T-Rex attempting the trapeze.

A trapeze artist jumping into the arms of a vampire