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Trapeze Admirer T-Shirts
Let their love for trapeze shine with our fun and stylish t-shirts. Designed for admirers of the art of flight, these tees bring a whimsical touch to their casual wardrobe.
Giant ape juggling planes and captive.
"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."
Moby Dick
Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.
"Charming, absolutely charming."
"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"
The circus diver.
'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'
'Will you marry me, Gloria?'
'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'
Danth battle?
St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.
'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'
"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."
"I just can't seem to get a decent support bra anywhere"
"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."
'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'
"Support the head."
'Help!'
'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'
'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'
"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"
'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'
Missing you.
Untrustworthy partner
The Clown Hit
'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'
The Four Flying Flynns...
"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."
I like the look of the sherry trifle!
Way too much anthropomorphising
Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.
Trampoline Balance
Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!
Trapeze Admirer T-Shirts Collection
Trapeze Admirer Mugs
Discover a variety of mugs perfect for trapeze enthusiasts, featuring playful and inspiring designs that celebrate their love of flying high.
Trapeze Admirer Pillows
Explore our selection of pillows designed for trapeze lovers. Add a whimsical and inspiring touch to their home decor with these unique accents.
Trapeze Admirer Prints
Find stunning prints that capture the elegance and daring of trapeze artistry. Make their space come alive with vibrant imagery celebrating their passion.