Trapeze Lover Gifts

'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Crocodile

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

The circus diver.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"You've got a friend in me."

"I just can't seem to get a decent support bra anywhere"

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"Support the head."

Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.

'Help!'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Untrustworthy partner

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Missing you.

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

The Four Flying Flynns...

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

'Whats your poison.'

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

Trampoline Balance

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!