"I picked up a couple of hitchhikers. You don't mind, do you?"
Trapeze Artists Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a trapeze artist? Our collection features witty, vibrant, and inspiring designs that celebrate their fearless artistry. Whether for a professional or a passionate hobbyist, find something that captures the thrill and elegance of the trapeze art with a fun twist.
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
The circus diver.
Desert Island Fantasies
Crib Escape
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Tweaking the CV.
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
'Will you marry me, Gloria?'
"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
"Support the head."
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
Wishing Well
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."
"I just can't seem to get a decent support bra anywhere"
Fox hunting.
"FREEDOM!!!"
"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."
"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"
Trapeze Artists Gifts Collection
Trapeze Artists Mugs
Explore our collection of trapeze artist mugs—designed to add a playful and inspiring touch to every morning ritual.
Trapeze Artists Pillows
Add a whimsical circus touch to your decor with our trapeze artist pillows, featuring fun and inspiring designs for any aerial enthusiast.
Trapeze Artists Prints
Decorate your space with our vibrant trapeze artist prints—capture the elegance and excitement of aerial arts on your walls.
Trapeze Artists T-Shirts
Discover our trapeze artist t-shirts, crafted to celebrate aerial mastery with humor and style—perfect for performers and fans alike.