Trapeze Artist Mugs

"Wait – did you wash your hands?"

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

'Too Low?'

Normally, Ruby's timing was excellent.

Henri is sick, I'm filling in.

Fatal Trapeze Act.

It's the previous 382 attempts that help you become 'a natural'.

'Help!'

A high wire circus performer must wait on a traffic light for trapeze artists.

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"Oops!"

Missing you.

Wireless high-wire act.

'Can I play cards with the lads on Friday night?'

I'm having an affair.

Trampoline Balance

"This is a fine time to lose your nerve!"

I'm sorry, Ms Brown, but business has been bad and I'm going to have to let "you go."

Occupational Hazards - The Undetected Cavity.

Trapeze swings with trapeze artiste's shoes.

'Look, if I miss ya, it doesn't matter - this is just practice.'

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

'Missed!' (acrobat holding his partner's gloves)

'Damn! Got to change denture adhesives.'

"I don't think this is the right time to tell me you're having an affair.."

Did you enjoy my wife last night?

Man on a trapeze

Trapeze artist with very long arms

Starving Acrobats

"Believe me... it'll be alright on the night."

Trapeze Artists

Dagger Juggling Circus Act Goes Wrong

"I thought it was your day to catch."

"The circus' new owner hired a catcher for us."