Trapeze Mugs

This circus supports Equal Opportunities (trapezing elephant).

Circus accident

I'm sorry, Ms Brown, but business has been bad and I'm going to have to let "you go."

Hey. Did you forget about our meeting?

'Look, if I miss ya, it doesn't matter - this is just practice.'

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

'My dentist warned me about periodontal disease.'

Work Du Soleil

Louis Armstrong

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

The circus diver.

Louis Armstrong.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.

The band.

"Support the head."

"I just can't seem to get a decent support bra anywhere"

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'Help!'

Untrustworthy partner

Missing you.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

The Four Flying Flynns...

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

Late Bloomers

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

Trampoline Balance

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'